JD HABIBI
Parody token $JDHABIBI Pons · Robinhood Chain

JD Habibi حبيبي

Welcome, habibi. A parody meme token born from the most talked-about two words of election night. No utility, no promises, all affection.

Contract address CA: TBA at launch

Only trust the address shown here and in the pinned post on X. Admins will never DM you first.

Navy baseball cap embroidered with JD HABIBI in white
THE CAP · $JDHABIBI

Where the name comes from

Two words that went around the world

On election night, November 3, 2026, Abdul El-Sayed won Michigan's U.S. Senate race. In his victory speech he addressed Vice President JD Vance with a single, very Arab term of endearment.

JD, habibi. From the victory speech, as widely reported

Reporting: FOX 2 Detroit · ITV News

The storyline

The Road to 2028

Satire · not a plan or a promise
  1. NOV 3, 2026

    “JD, habibi.”

    Two words on election night start it all.

  2. NOV 2026

    The cap drops

    $JDHABIBI launches on Pons. The cap becomes the uniform.

  3. 2027

    The Habibi Tour

    Meme season. One city at a time, everyone gets greeted the same way.

  4. EARLY 2028

    Primary season

    The cap hits Iowa and New Hampshire, in memes only.

  5. SUMMER 2028

    The Habibi Convention

    Convention season gets its own meme contest. Best caption wins the floor.

  6. NOV 7, 2028

    Election Day

    Whoever wins, we greet them the same way: habibi.

JD Habibi is not a candidate, a campaign or a PAC, and this storyline is not a token plan. Nothing on it is tied to price.

Token facts

What's on the Pons board

Supply
1,000,000,000
Set by the launchpad
Pair
ETH
Robinhood Chain
Graduates at
4.20 ETH
Bonding curve target
Creator fee
0%
Set at creation

Name JD HABIBI · ticker JDHABIBI. These are the settings entered on the Pons launch form. Check the contract on a block explorer before you buy; the chain is the source of truth, not this page.

How to buy

Three steps on Pons

  1. Get a wallet with ETH

    Use a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain and fund it with ETH on that network.

  2. Open JD HABIBI on Pons

    Use the link on this site or the pinned post on X. Match the contract address to the one shown above.

  3. Swap ETH for $JDHABIBI

    Pick an amount you are fine losing entirely, review the trade in your wallet, and sign.

Meme kit

JD HABIBI cap, free to remix

Take the cap. Make it yours.

The cap is the whole brand. Put it on anything, caption it, post it, and tag @JDHabibiToken so we can share the best ones.

  • Welcome, habibi.The greeting. Works on everything.
  • Habibi, come to Michigan.A nod to the other famous habibi meme.
  • Wear the cap. Say it with love.For the wholesome posts.
Download the cap

FAQ

Questions, habibi?

What is JD Habibi ($JDHABIBI)?

JD Habibi is a parody meme token, ticker JDHABIBI, inspired by the viral “JD, habibi” line from election night 2026. It is a joke with no utility and no promise of profit.

Is it affiliated with JD Vance or Abdul El-Sayed?

No. JD Habibi is parody and commentary. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to JD Vance, Abdul El-Sayed, or any campaign, company or government body.

Where can I buy $JDHABIBI?

JD Habibi launches on Pons on Robinhood Chain, paired with ETH. Use only the contract address shown on this site and in the pinned post on X at @JDHabibiToken.

What is the contract address?

The contract address is posted at the top of this page and in the pinned post at @JDHabibiToken once the token is live. Any other address is not ours.

What does habibi mean?

Habibi is Arabic for “my dear” or “my love.” It is used warmly between friends and family, and sometimes with a wink.

Does JD Habibi have a roadmap?

JD Habibi has a satirical storyline, the Road to 2028, that follows the meme from election night 2026 to the presidential election on November 7, 2028. It is satire, not a plan or a promise, and it says nothing about price.

What is the supply?

1,000,000,000 tokens, set by the Pons launchpad. The token trades against ETH, and its bonding curve graduates at 4.20 ETH.